Have you seen that beer commercial on TV where several people
(actors) are having an argument in a bar and John Wayne walks in, and in
60 seconds, everything is settled? Somehow, the film makers have
superimposed an old John Wayne movie clip over the new scene and the
Duke’s dialog fits so perfectly that you’d swear he was there when they
filmed the commercial.
This got me to thinking. What if we took some drag racers from the past
and with the same “magic” as described above, we superimposed the old
cars with some of our new Fun Ford Weekend cars. This is what it might
look like.
Let your mind go back to Labor Day weekend, 1964, at Island Dragway in
Great Meadows, NJ. Pulling up to the line, with the unmistakable crackle
of a nitro burning, supercharged Chrysler 392 Hemi , is none other than
Don Garlits in the Wynn’s Jammer Top Fuel dragster. Pulling up in the
other lane is Les Baer’s Pro 5.0 Mustang. The light turns green (or was
it a flagman) and both cars leap forward.
The crowd is hushed, waiting for the results. Then the PA announce
addresses the spectators with incredible news. Don Garlits has just
broken the 200 MPH barrier with a run of 200.44 MPH. Unfortunately for
Big Daddy, his 7.75 et was not quite enough to hold off Les Baer’s 7.69.
Huh?
That’s correct. In the 35 years since “Big” banged out the first
official 200 MPH run, we now have Pro 5.0 and Super Street cars running
quicker et’s.
OK, now let’s keep going. Picture this. It’s still 1964 (November) and
Street Renegade has been called to the lanes for the first round. The
first car up to the line is the Worlds Fastest late model door slammer
ever seen (remember, it’s 1964). That’s right, Jack Chrisman’s
unbelievable Comet Cyclone with a GMC 6-71 supercharged, nitro burning
427” Ford is firing up. In the opposite lane is Bob Kurgan with his
fully muffled, 3400 lbs. Street Renegade Mustang. The light turns green
and the nitro burning Comet is breathing fire (literally). But
Chrisman’s 10.13 @ 154.10 is not enough to hold off Kurgan’s 9.80 et.
Should we keep going? It’s 1967. Dyno Don Nicholson’s all tube frame,
fiberglass bodied Comet (Eliminator II) is scheduled to match race Billy
Glidden’s Mustang. The crowds in the pits are three deep around Dyno
Don’s car and since the entire “lift-off” body has been removed for
maintenance, the fans can get a close up look at the giant, SOHC
supercharged, fuel burning Ford engine. After all, this is the first
really serious professionally built “Funny Car”. A great day to be
alive, but for Dyno Don, his best run of 8.20 at 175.10 just wasn’t
quite enough. Heck, an 8.20 won’t get you through too many rounds in Pro
5.0 or Super Street today.
Once more, we travel back to the early days of drag racing. This time,
it’s the 1963 NHRA Winternationals. Super Stock is all the rage. The
Chevy 409’s, the Pontiac 421’s, Plymouth and Dodge 426 Max Wedges (the
426 Hemi is not out yet) and finally, a few 427 Ford Galaxies (425 HP,
dual quads, light weight hood, doors, trunk lid, seats and bumpers) are
all ready to do battle. Into this mix we will include a couple of our
Trophy Stock Mustangs. As everyone knows, the Trophy Stock class is made
up of almost completely stock OEM 5.0 Mustangs. But since the Super
Stocks are “only” running in the low 12’s, our Trophy Stock Mustangs
will do quite nicely and win more than their fair share of races.
Finally, here is a “quick 16” field that any Pro 5.0 or Super Street
event could be proud of. Number 1 qualifier is 7.62. The rest of the
field is 7.73, 7.79, 7.84, 7.98, 8.01, 8.02, 8.06, 8.11, 8.24, 8.26,
8.30, 8.52, 8.54, 9.04 and 9.05. Hell of a field but actually, this is
the qualifying for the Coca Cola Fuel Altered Nationals held in Tucson,
AZ on Labor Day, 1973. A good running Pro 5.0 Mustang would have fit
right in with those T-buckets and Fiat coupes with their fuel burning
blown Chryslers.
So, what does all this prove? Well, I guess it shows just how far drag
racing technology has come in the last 35 years, or so. Who, in their
right mind in 1964 would have ever imagined that a small block Ford
powered gasoline burning Mustang would run quicker than Big Daddy’s Top
Fuel Dragster? Who would have thought in 1963 that Fords quickest 427”
Super Stock Galaxie would be barely competitive against a mostly stock
302 Mustang?
Since the drag racers themselves haven’t changed much in 35 years (other
than aging, of course) the drastic improvement must be do to something
else. Tires, obviously are responsible for the biggest improvement in
elapsed times. Early drag slicks were kind of, well, “slick”. Smoking
the tires all the way down the track was normal, especially in the Top
Fuel ranks.
And then, the internal (and external) components of our engines have
improved significantly. Big Daddy’s fuel burning, supercharged 392
Chrysler Hemi was probably making about 1100 HP at best in the early
‘60’s. Today, a Ford Pro 5.0 or Super Street engine is putting out about
1300+ horsepower, ON GASOLINE.
As an “old timer” we thought that we new everything back then, and when
we found out that we didn’t, we just “tilted the can” a little more (add
10, bump 10, lean 10; secret code for us old timers).
But many of today’s racers actually DO know everything. And they don’t
mind telling you about it on the internet message boards. Just ask them.